vexwerewolf:

fuckdamn:

hozey-nevergoingtochurch:

maplebungus:

heartshapedbasil:

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

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dragginage:

foulserpent:

pacmastermeow:

foulserpent:

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

i don’t believe such a time ever existed

this post always kills me bc i’m like 90% sure the picture behind him is this:

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prohaloplayer:

prohaloplayer:

getting older for me has just been realizing how important it is to check the weather forecast ever day

rain from 4 to 8 today? gotta make sure i tell every person i see

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radiofreederry:

Does this man not understand that he has picked a fight with the Walt Disney Company

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evilwizard:

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

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frogmoss1:

never-obsolete:

Microsoft Office 2004 icons

illithid runes

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aichu-dechu:

Source

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riverpiracy:

this dude on grindr was mad that i didn’t want to hook up with him and started calling me “a straight dude with a white dog” which i thought was some archaic slang i hadn’t heard of but then i realized he literally thought a goat i was holding in one of my pics was the most ugliest dog in the world that i was just parading around

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ubersaur:

lokaror:

GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK

God forbid women do anything

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quasi-normalcy:

anarchapella:

Unpopular opinion: not everything that makes you uncomfortable is bad. Sometimes discomfort means your worldview is being challenged. It’s okay to sit with discomfort and think about where it’s coming from.

#Frankly some of you need to be uncomfortable more often#Me too probably idk

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quasi-normalcy:

canthaveshitingotham-crucified:

canthaveshitingotham-crucified:

every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry

you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like “Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick”

“Yeah man, the series is pretty good, but I hate his bitch wife”

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witchblade:

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